Friday, February 8, 2013

Deuce Bucket

When we got to Japan back in August, the first thing I noticed when we got off the plane (other than the fact that Katy, Myla and I weren't in the majority with the way we looked) came in the bathroom. The toilets are deluxe. Here instead of just having a place to rest and do your deeds you have an array of options.

As you can see in the picture the toilet has a little arm that extends out. On the arm are some controls. One of the the buttons will shoot a narrow stream of water towards your back side and with the controls you have the ability to control the strength of the water. This is great if you ever find yourself in the pickle of one or two sheets of tp as it can help you get clean. Some of the toilets even have a button for a powerful deodorizer....I think its obvious why that might be a plus.

If your lucky enough to find yourself perched atop of a more deluxe model, you are blessed with even more controls. Like the basic toilets there is the option for the narrow stream of water. Another button will shoot a non-narrow stream of water towards your back side, covering more area. Again you have the ability to control the strength. The last water-shooting button, I believe is for women, and I think it will basically spray you everywhere with water. I have tried the first two, but haven't pushed that third one. Other options include a fan that will dry your booty, the ability to control the temp of the water that is squirting you, the ability to control the position of the water squirting you (whether it is high or low), and my favorite option of all - the heated toilet seat. I guess this really isn't an option...more of just something that comes with the toilets. I probably should have listed this under the basic toilet as I would be hard pressed to remember the last non-heated toilet seat I sat on. Some of the deluxe versions even let you control the temp of the seat and the toilet is always plugged in so the seat doesn't have to heat up. You always sit down to a nice, warm, cozy and delightful treat for your rumpus.
This is what the control panel looks like on a deluxe version.

If you look back at the first picture in this post. You will see what looks like a faucet sticking out the top of the tank. Its exactly what it is. After you flush the toilet, water comes out of the faucet and fills the top part so it is ready for the next flush. But, since it is not contained inside like the toilets back home and sitting on top, out in the open, you are basically able to wash your hands with the water...then, whether you touch the water or not, it continues down into the tank where sits until the next flush. Heck, you could even use the water for something else....like, to fill up your water bottle............joking. Although you probably could, the whole water, toilet, toilet water thing doesnt really seem to do it for me. Altough it is coming out of a faucet and probably good to go, unless I have four legs, collar, and a wagging tail I think I'll stick to the water from the kitchen faucet or a big bottle from the store. Capish?

And last but not least.....you daily ninja tip.
As you know bathrooms are also called rest rooms. Here in Japan many of the stalls/restrooms are quite small. With that in mind, if you ever find yourself in need of some rest or sleep, here is how you do it.

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