Dear Sock Monster,
I am writing to to inform you that we are not happy with you. It is one thing to steal/eat the socks of two grown-ups (my wife and I), but to take the socks of a newborn is down right dirty; and it has not just happened once but rather 4 times already. We are not sure what you need these little feet warmers for but if you hang around the washing machine/dryer long enough (which is where we assume you do your dirty work) you should be able to find some loose change and head to one of the local stores and buy your own (granted there are no Walmarts over here but you should have plenty of choices to choose from). Maybe you steal them to wear yourself or eat them for meals, but we ask that you please leave our little girl alone.
Thanks for your understanding,
Unhappy sock wearer
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